Public Service Announcement

Hey you... yes YOU! Get over yourself. Stop trying to be someone you're not. Live your life as yourself. Be happy with yourself! There's no reason to starve yourself to fit a standard in society that shouldn't even exist. No one is perfect. Curves are sexy, bones are not. Don't eat your feelings. Obesity isn't a joke. Being healthy doesn't mean being 100lbs. Don't do drugs to fit in. Real friends like you for who you are, if they don't, they aren't your friends. You look like an idiot. Mothers, be a role model. Your kids are watching you. Let's not fake motherhood by making others feel inferior because they don't choose all the same things that you do. Get over yourself. Don't let someone else raise your kids because you are too lazy & immature to handle actual responsibility. Don't blame your problems on other people or past experiences. Fathers, get involved. Your kids want you around, they want your attention & they want your love. Hugs aren't stupid! Grow the fuck up! If your life is a constant hangover you should really take a look in the mirror and try to find yourself. Do you want to remember this ride or blur it out? It's ok to have fun no matter who you are, but there is such a thing called moderation. If you are feeling sorry for yourself just remember, there is ALWAYS someone who has it worse. Get over yourself. FML (or for those who don't know "Fuck My Life") is the stupidest thing I've ever read. If you want to fuck your life doesn't that mean something good? I mean techniquely we're talking about having sex with your life? Right? Your life is so hot you want to have sex with it. That's my new definition for FML. Don't use FML to describe minimal annoyances. Your hair is messy... FML? REALLY? How bout you love your life even if you hair is messy, even if your car is being a piece of shit and even if you tripped on the sidewalk & everyone saw your butt (they probably enjoyed it). I'm sure there are people all around the world who would trade places with you right now. So SHUT UP! I don't think your problems aren't important. I do! Just take a step back and be happy for what you have rather than what you think you deserve. Tough times make us stronger and more appreciative of the good times. The End.

Note: This was NOT written with anyone in mind. All of these examples are generalizations.